Lost and found
Raine and Jan are fond of communicating via e-mail during office hours whether perky or moody; that way, they keep each other company virtually...This week, Jan sent the last e-mail on Wednesday morning and found it puzzling why there was no reply. Today, she could wonder no more and engaged the help of 99.9FM to help her find Raine...
"This is the 3rd day Ms Lorraine Tan has gone missing... Her friend is totally desperate and thus have engaged the help of 99.9FM hoping that she will contact her soonest possible once she hears the radio broadcast..."
Report extract from www.missingpersons.com (Author: Jan)
- Friday, January 07, 2005 3:08 PM
Sixty minutes later...
"White-collared worker ploughed and dug her way out of a mountain of paperwork and was found in a most critical stage by the police. Doctors said that this is one of the most severe cases for the past one year. Currently, they have injected TGIF into her and she is recuperating well.
After hours of hard work, the debris in the workstation remained stuck to the desk and experts have given up trying to clear the mess. The police has cornered off the area to all other staff as the stacks of files and papers pose a danger to all who attempt to enter.
99.9FM has since set up an aid fund and public who wish to donate can send their cheques addressed to 'Send-Raine-to-NewYork Fund'."
Wired: The Shaw Times (Author: Raine)
- Friday, January 07, 2005 4:08 PM
posted by /Jan-ne-sis/ @ 4:33 PM
1 Comments:
Hey, this is lame but really funny, i can literally i imagine the casualty being brought out of the disaster site......... Ha Ha.
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